prunes

A code name honored to an individual most highly respected among his kin. Only the best of the best are given this title and will live for centuries until it can be passed on again.

"There he is, the great prunes, A mighty individual capable of splitting the earth!"

by prunesland May 31, 2021

cool your prunes

a phrase used to let someone know that they need to settle down, usually a male.

Ben cool your prunes and stop asking me when the project will get finished.

by the crumbums December 29, 2010

Pirate prunes

Shriveled old testes

Damn those are some nasty pirate prunes!

by Hotasian Embassy February 11, 2018

dried prunes

A semi-slang term used to describe one extreme possible of a man's testicles. It is characterized by an oval shape of the testicles that are hung well below maximum tightness, similar to dried prunes.

The opposite extreme is referred to as "tight cherries"

It is important to note that while current fashion tends to favor testicles that hang just behind the penis and that both testicles are of similar size.

As he pulled down his pants i could feel myself puke as i watched his dried prunes almost touch the ground. If he wasn't 20 i would've thought he was a middle aged man.

by THATBITCHOVERHERE2 November 16, 2020

Stewed Prunes

Drugs and/or Alcohol

Dude, we got stewed prunes, lets get fucked up!

by Lanky Sketchster August 5, 2010

bearded prunes

your balls after puberty, and possibly in the heat

I stuck my bearded prunes in her mouth when I tea-bagged her.

by Pussylover3000 April 8, 2006

PRUNE LOVE

An act involving an individual who likes to drill grannies ( consensually ) . If it is against their will , it is commonly referred to as prune rape .

We made prune love , and then I wheeled her back to the library

by namaste neil April 18, 2011