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Presenting

Showing your crotch or dick bulge in an obvious or semi obvious manner
Omg that guy is certainly presenting,
His 8 inches is presenting itself.
by Bvdguy November 2, 2017
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Presenting

When you have to take a crap really bad and you feel the poop coming out.
We need to get home so I can take a shit. I think I'm presenting.
by djxpress March 20, 2009
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presenting

when a gay shows his ass to sum1
holy crap, tewsons presenting to you chip, cover your eyes
by botaf November 11, 2003
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Presenting Patrick

A meme I made up called presenting patrick (which is patrick from spongebob)
Patrick: I made my house all by my self
*Presenting Patrick presents his house (rock)*

Patrick: I made my youtube channel all by myself
*Patrick's house says "Minecraft tutorials"
by Presenting Spark January 2, 2019
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presenting the weather

1. To be highly suspected amongst friends of being pregnant, but having not yet 'gone public'.

2. To be of an age and position in life where having a baby is the next logical step.

Based on the observation of the high frequency of woman tv weather presenters who were pregnant or became pregnant while in the job. Thus if someone is presenting the weather it is only a matter of time before they become pregnant.
"She's not saying it, but I reckon they're trying to get pregnant. I mean they just bought a house."

" Yeah she's presenting the weather."
by tombleyboo October 8, 2009
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Female-presenting nipples

The most heinous of body parts. Must be censored and covered at all costs.
They were fine with the nudity, until they realized there were some female-presenting nipples, then it all went to hell.
by mystymysts December 3, 2018
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Female presenting nipple

A crime against humanity, how DARE on my FAMILY FRIENDLY tumblr picture sharing and viewing site.
None shall show Female presenting nipple
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