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Potato Jack 

An obese retarded man who likes playing on discord with people.
A potato jack is very carnivorous when angry. It will eat its own species when angry or hungry.
Another species known as zorik hates these obese things and runs away from them on sight.
If you encounter a potato jack, view from a distance. these things can be aggressive. Fortunately there is only 1 left of this species.
Zorik: ITS AN OBESE POTATO JACK RUN
Man 1: IT WILL EAT US ALL RUN AWAY QUICK
Man 2: man that thing looks retarded
Potato Jack by Zorik October 20, 2017

Jack Big Potato 

An expression that describes someone imposing, of great prowess and importance.
However, the expression implicitly means that the individual is someone arrogant, that thinks very highly of themselves, but who is completely unaware of their substandardness and foolish looks in the eyes of others.
"You're sitting here, thinking you're Jack Big Potato, with your little gang."
Jack Big Potato by Anterooo November 17, 2023

Jack portato 

Stinks like poo cant drive and is built like a panda always is squinting hides in trees and stays in warm areas and is always aggressive when in your in its vicinity its slang word comes from the high mountains of Somalia where the villagers call it Jackyacks.
Jack portato by Mr Gdem September 9, 2022

Jacket Potato 

A common lunchtime snack in England, another way of saying baked potato. Can also be referred to as a 'jacket' or a 'jacket in a packet'. Really good with cheese and beans.
I'm going to have a jacket potato for lunch.
Jacket Potato by Rev Bun's July 19, 2010

jacket potato your mum

to shove a jacket potato up a mums arse
dude, can i jacket potato your mum?

last night i jacket potatoed your mum!

Jacket potato 

Would you like some pork in your jacket potato love?
Jacket potato by Maaklaar August 14, 2011

Potatosack 

a slang term for condom. generally used in a group when one is talking about using one to a friend or needs one from a friend but does not want a person or persons in the group to know what he is talking about.
Rudy: bro i need a potatosack, i might FINALLY get some this weekend and i need to be prepared, you feel me?

Javy: dude for weezy? id help you out, you know that, but ive only got one left...sorry...

Rudy: whatever, i'll just drop by the drugstore or somethin tomorrow. peace
Potatosack by Yung Funy June 21, 2008