The state your poor unsuspecting finger(s)
may find itself in after you place it in an unwashed and soiled hairy clam for a finger
party. Note it will smell suspicious and contaminated for hours/days, especially the next
morning.
My hand was invited to "Club
Minge" by a chav-ette to strum her bass, but had to leave because i think it was dead or dying in there, the smell was putrid, I left with a polluted finger that smelt
like Hull Fish market on a hot
day and a sense of shame and self dissappointment. At least it saved the old boy from a disease.