pointy shit 

When you're sitting on the toilet and you feel the pain of a shit moving through your bowels in preparation of evacuation from your arsehole. When it hits, your hole feels like it's ripping in two and you're shitting an isosceles triangle.

"My arse was almost ruined by that pointy shit I did!"

pointy shit by Gypsy Goddess December 27, 2015

Triple Point Shit 

When you go to take a shit and it comes out in three stages of matter at once

Scientist: Did you know that at its triple point, a material can exist as a solid, liquid, and gas simultaneously?
Me 5 minutes ago: Guess I just took a triple point shit then

Triple Point Shit by virescent October 8, 2020

Triple Point Shit 

A defecation consisting of solid, liquid, and gaseous components, derived from the concept of a triple point: the pressure and temperature at which a substance’s solid, liquid, and gaseous phases are in equilibrium

Wow! That Taco Bell messed me up so bad it had me taking triple point shits!

Triple Point Shit by The ironic chemist July 20, 2024

DA SHIT points 

What you get when a monkey pelts you with its poo.

Michelle gained 3 DA SHIT points at the zoo yesterday.

DA SHIT points by Bananaramalama August 17, 2010

shitting point 

The point at which the workload of a system causes performance to degrade exponentially. The system's output cannot match its input, and thus either long wait times or catastrophic failure occurs. Most often seen with computer systems.

It's probably going to take months for this definition to get approved because the ratio of submissions to moderators at Urban Dictionary has reached the shitting point.

shitting point by Idle.Idol August 27, 2013