pies 

A pie is a kilo of coke

"If u had pies then I woulda been heard of you, I prolly supply the guy thats been servin' you."

- Cassidy

pies by shylock holmes August 26, 2006

pies 

famous new zealand colloquialism to describe a girl of very low calibre. someone or something very unattractive.

jerome> hey did you score last night?
leroy> yeah mate, tyrone's sister, you know her?
jerome> oh my god, shes pies.

dude a> hey did you see 'Saw II'
dude b> fuck yes, it was pies

pies by olle olsen September 17, 2006

Pies 

What New Yorkers call their Pizzas.

"Let me have a piece of that pie"

Pies by Dontmatter June 12, 2005

Pies 

Very large tits...that are good looking.

Wow, presto you have some succulent PIES

Pies by Papa Ungo September 8, 2009

Pies 

Pies. A lazy good for nothing who spends all his time getting drunk and posting pointless spam on internet message boards.

I think I'll do a Pies, tonight.

Pies by DSX June 10, 2003

Pies 

A yummy treat for all to eat...

The Cat In The Hat has just made a rhyme for Pies... scary...

Pies by teen January 20, 2003

pies 

a fabulous, beautiful girl who is cute (as in cutie-pie) and is extremely talented. Not too sweet and not too bitter - similar to a rhubarb pie.

My roommate tia-pies is the shit!

pies by greeneyed1 June 14, 2006