phuk 

The new cool way to spell FUCK

Phuk, the Phuking, Phukers.

phuk by Bobby November 19, 2004

phuk 

Spelling fuck with a ph and no c implies that you are an individual completely out of tune with the rest of the world. Generally, it implies that you're awesome.

I am phukkin' awesome.
You are a phukbag.
Go phuk yourself.

phuk by Frauhauf July 12, 2006

phuk 

Variant of "phuck", a less offensive replacement for fuck.

Oh my god, phuk, im so phuking gay!!

phuk by Charley Twopence January 16, 2003

phuk 

Arguably more phonetic version of Fuck

You Phukka!!

phuk by kymcleod October 12, 2003

PHUK 

An acronym for "Please Help Us Kidnap." The origins of PHUK date back to 2010 when some Cape Cod locals decided it was dumb as shit that a few fun hating conservationists (terrorists of summer) were causing the beaches to be closed for weeks and months on end due to a few nesting shorebirds that just happen to be endangered. Thus, PHUK Plovers emerged as an obvious solution to unite those who care to PHUK and return some semblance of sanity and reason to the people.

Used in context, i.e. "PHUK PLOVERS" is a call to action for people to stop standing by idly and start kidnapping this small avian species so we can all get on with our summer festivities and lives in general.

PHUK by CapeRoughRider June 26, 2010

Phuk 

1.To die and rot
2.Go to hell and rot
3.Fuck off

Hey, go phuk, you fucker.

You know what, phuk!

Phuk by Red Thirteen April 23, 2007

Phuk 

A very disgusting substance.

Look at that phuk!

Phuk by Autism in a tree November 26, 2016