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A Pettitt is someone who first name is Morgan and loves to have fun! She hates it when people ask her if she is related to Andy Pettite (from the Houston Astros Baseball Team), but says shes related anyways. Pettitt and her best friend love to talk to EXTREMELY attractive booooyyys like JOHN WEAVER (her best friend's hubbbby) & HUNTER NEWELL (her hubbbbbby)! :D Don't worry about Pettitt when it comes to bra size..... there is no doubt she got some buuubbbies (; There are never awkward silences when a Pettitt is around because Pettitt doesn't believe in gay babies. (hahah) Pettitt loves foood and thinks guys with the intials C.Z. are douchebags (says her best friend). Don't hesitate to talk to Pettitt and hangout with her and don't be a douchebag and don't say things are awkward when they're not (just sayinggg!) WHO WOULDN'T LOVE THIS CHICK?! LIKE HONESTLY.... SHES A PETTITT!
That Pettitt is bangin'

Hey dude... have you seen the new Pettitt?

Go ask out Pettitt... she's haaaawwwwwttttt <3

Pettitt be doin' it.
Pettitt by Morgan&Morgan April 21, 2011
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Jack Pettitt 

A homosexual with chinky eyes and a dad called Antony (has a very small nose)
Jack pettitt sucked mr harji off to get a distinction *
Jack Pettitt by MyGrannyTranny January 9, 2019

Chloe Pettitt 

chloe pettitt is the best person to ever exist ‼️ she's the funniest and hottest person ever and should get a reward for just being the overall best because you bitches could never 🤤👎
"hey do you know who chloe pettitt is?"
"oh you mean the greatest person ever?"
Chloe Pettitt by sage <3 May 10, 2021

pulled a grace pettitt 

somebody who finds someones closest post office and/or coop
she was such a psychopath, she pulled a grace pettitt

chloe pettitt 

chloe pettitt is the best person ever ‼️‼️ she's the funniest and hottest person to ever exist and should get a reward for being the absolute greatest person in the universe cause you bitches could never 🤤👎
"hey do you know who chloe pettitt is?"
"oh you mean the hottest bitch ever?"
chloe pettitt by sage <3 May 10, 2021

George Pettit 

The sexiest man on planet earth in one of the most amazing bands in the world, Alexisonfire. He has amazing facial hair and is completly irresistable. Any girl with half the brain cells of a blonde would leave their boyfriend for him.
I love the sexy beast known as George Pettit.
George Pettit by space16 May 27, 2009
1) to recycle the same beer from one beer pong game to another
2) to hold the same beer all night and act like your drinking it
1- Drink that cup and stop pettiting.
2- Look at him he's been pettiting that beer all night.
pettiting by crazy party man March 17, 2009