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Perfect Bitch

Usually a white woman (can be other races too) who lives an absolute pristine existence.

Grew up with money.
Works a KILLER job.
Has a hot body and gorgeous features.
Also travels the world.

And everyone hates on her for being the pristine little bitch in this world.
I wish I was a G-d damn perfect bitch!

Being a perfect bitch is more important than anything.
Perfect Bitch by Pl09 March 16, 2017
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perfect bitch

A horrible horrible song by Fredro Starr host of the infamous television show Dance 360 if anyone ever tries to make you listen to it take a 180 degree turn and run.
If I could make the perfect bitch, she would look just like this...
perfect bitch by Jr0d March 21, 2005

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you
giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004