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People Food 

Not pet food, but people food. What you call your own food when around animals.
My cat always watches me eat; he’s got his own food, he doesn’t need any people food.
People Food by RougeVengeance December 18, 2017

White people food 

Can be very good or dry as dog shit
Terran : Yo look what I made
Amelio : Let me try it
Terran : What do you think
Amelio : Taste like white people food

I love you more than a dog loves people food 

From a woman.... I love you more than anything...
From a Man...... I love you sooo much that I thought of this wonderful thing to say to you...
Hey Baby I love you so much!
How Much?
I love you more than a dog loves people food!

WPF (White People Food)

Otherwise known as the acronym to "White People Food".
It's common for the internet to make fun of Caucasian people for having traditionally bland food. This knowledge is either acquired from word of mouth or personal experience.

Victims of WPF suffer from a chronic sensitivity to spices and sugar. Most are susceptible to denial. Treatment for WPF reintegration is a minority friend willing to support them through the harrowing journey of beginning to eat real food. Some cases may never be cured, however.
If you have a friend suffering from eating too much WPF, call the WPF hotline to assist them immediately and help them regain a life of vibrance and cultural connection
Example 1
Rick:" Morty...Get me to a hospital Morty"
Morty: "Wh- Rick why what's wrong?!"
Rick:"I just got a taste of WPF"

Example 2
Emily: "Hey! Why don't you stay for dinner, my mom's cooking right now!"
Omar: "Pass. I'm tryna cut back on my WPF (White People Food)"

White People Food 

Here is a list of white people food made by a white person: Mayonnaise, any casserole dish, potato salad, coleslaw, most things made with mayo, varietal breads, things with out seasoning or very little seasoning, CHIC-FIL-A, salad with no dressing, feet ect
Wow, this food has no flavor, and is covered in mayonnaise, must be White People Food! Damnit, not again.
White People Food by DaniWeird69 December 11, 2021