peed my pants 

When someone urinated in their trousers and they want to let you know that they did, they say:

-I peed my pants!
Or if they got scared:
-Omg I almost peed my pants!
Or if they laughed really hard:
-It feels like I peed my pants!

peed my pants by Omoqueen November 3, 2014

Peed My Pants Off 

Combination of "I nearly peed my pants" and "I laughed my ass off" LMAO.

Expression is typically accidentally spewed after relating a funny or embarrasing story while inebriated or during blonde moments.

"I laughed so hard I nearly peed my pants off"

Peed My Pants Off by Blonde Mexican January 13, 2010

almost peed my pants 

APMP Much better than lol, which everyone denigrates as "I'm not laughing, they are not laughing." At least use this until something better comes along. I got the idea watching a gif of the guy who gets the peanuts from the girl in the bar after she has sucked all the chocolate off of them. Made my day.

When that giraffe jumped over the SUV, I almost peed my pants. (I am sure you can do much better.)

almost peed my pants by lawaimike December 16, 2016

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008