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A.S.P (Always Stiff Penis)
An always-stiff-penis. A penis of such small stature, it fails to have the length to hang down, hence, being always stiff.
Also known as, an Always Stiff "Peeper," rather than penis.
Also known as, an Always Stiff "Peeper," rather than penis.
Example: I was changing in the locker room today with the guys, then I looked of at Tommy, an he was sporting a tiny dick, possibly an A.S.P (Always Stiff Penis).
Example: Dude, after I banged her, I took a cold shower, and came out. She threw off the towel because she wanted to give me head. She looked up and said, where'd it go? I must have an A.S.P (Always Stiff Penis).
Example: Dude, after I banged her, I took a cold shower, and came out. She threw off the towel because she wanted to give me head. She looked up and said, where'd it go? I must have an A.S.P (Always Stiff Penis).
A.S.P (Always Stiff Penis) by Leverett Thomas Holder November 8, 2009
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N.E.P.A.L.
Never Ending Peace And Love. Actually found this out by a guy from Nepal. Not to get confused with never ending peace and love. 0_o But it comes from the fact that Nepal is a country that is neutral with the world. Although their government may be corrupt, the people there know how to show you a good time. Jim Morrison actually talks about Nepal in " Roadhouse Blues" in the background you can actually hear him speaking nepalese. Pretty cool. He knew about all the fields of weed and opium that grows there, and "Freak ST." that just didn't care what you were into. If you haven't heard of Nepal, it's a country and No! it's not India. You know The Himalayas? The worlds tallest mountain, yeah? well that's in Nepal. So that's that. N.E.P.A.L. EVERYONE!
N.E.P.A.L. by B (@)(@) BS April 13, 2011
N.E.P.A.L.
Never Ending Peace And Love. Actually found this out by a guy from Nepal. Not to get confused with never ending peace and love. 0_o But it comes from the fact that Nepal is a country that is neutral with the world. Although their government may be corrupt, the people there know how to show you a good time. Jim Morrison actually talks about Nepal in " Roadhouse Blues" in the background you can actually hear him speaking nepalese. Pretty cool. He knew about all the fields of weed and opium that grows there, and "Freak ST." that just didn't care what you were into. If you haven't heard of Nepal, it's a country and No! it's not India. You know The Himalayas? The worlds tallest mountain, yeah? well that's in Nepal. So that's that. N.E.P.A.L. EVERYONE!
N.E.P.A.L. by B (@)(@) BS April 11, 2011
a.s.p (always stiff penis)
1. a penis so small that it doesn't have the length required to generate hangage, giving the appearance that it is in a state of constant erectness.
2. Unit of measure based on the penis size of Wilco Jancala. One A.S.P is equal to one billionth of an inch.
2. Unit of measure based on the penis size of Wilco Jancala. One A.S.P is equal to one billionth of an inch.
1) I have to wear special pants so that no one realizes that I'm sporting an a.s.p (always stiff penis).
2) No dude, my dick is at LEAST two asp lengths.
2) No dude, my dick is at LEAST two asp lengths.
a.s.p (always stiff penis) by Wilco Jancala November 9, 2009
P.A.L.
Personal Ass Licker; this is not taken literally. it means a person is a real loser and no body really likes them. P.A.L.s do things like homework for the popualr kids and do thier older siblings chores for no good reason.
P.A.L
P.A.L by AfroSupaFly May 7, 2009
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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