An always-stiff-penis. A penis of such small stature, it fails to have the length to hang down, hence, being always stiff.

Also known as, an Always Stiff "Peeper," rather than penis.

Example: I was changing in the locker room today with the guys, then I looked of at Tommy, an he was sporting a tiny dick, possibly an A.S.P (Always Stiff Penis).

Example: Dude, after I banged her, I took a cold shower, and came out. She threw off the towel because she wanted to give me head. She looked up and said, where'd it go? I must have an A.S.P (Always Stiff Penis).

A.S.P (Always Stiff Penis) by Leverett Thomas Holder November 8, 2009

N.E.P.A.L.

Never Ending Peace And Love. Actually found this out by a guy from Nepal. Not to get confused with never ending peace and love. 0_o But it comes from the fact that Nepal is a country that is neutral with the world. Although their government may be corrupt, the people there know how to show you a good time. Jim Morrison actually talks about Nepal in " Roadhouse Blues" in the background you can actually hear him speaking nepalese. Pretty cool. He knew about all the fields of weed and opium that grows there, and "Freak ST." that just didn't care what you were into. If you haven't heard of Nepal, it's a country and No! it's not India. You know The Himalayas? The worlds tallest mountain, yeah? well that's in Nepal. So that's that. N.E.P.A.L. EVERYONE!

Peace out, Broskies! N.E.P.A.L.

N.E.P.A.L. by B (@)(@) BS April 13, 2011

N.E.P.A.L.

Ey, N.E.P.A.L., on your way, my friend"

N.E.P.A.L. by B (@)(@) BS April 11, 2011

a.s.p (always stiff penis)

1. a penis so small that it doesn't have the length required to generate hangage, giving the appearance that it is in a state of constant erectness.

2. Unit of measure based on the penis size of Wilco Jancala. One A.S.P is equal to one billionth of an inch.

1) I have to wear special pants so that no one realizes that I'm sporting an a.s.p (always stiff penis).

2) No dude, my dick is at LEAST two asp lengths.

a.s.p (always stiff penis) by Wilco Jancala November 9, 2009

P.A.L.

Personal Ass Licker; this is not taken literally. it means a person is a real loser and no body really likes them. P.A.L.s do things like homework for the popualr kids and do thier older siblings chores for no good reason.

Bill:wow your little brother is always doing your chores for no reason, are you paying him or what?
John:no hes just a real P.A.L.

P.A.L. by Shady Man April 30, 2006

P.A.L

Phat Ass Latina

yo check out that P.A.L

P.A.L by AfroSupaFly May 7, 2009

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026