oxy clean 

The feeling of relief after finally shitting as a result of a 3 day oxycontin binge.

Billy says he feels a lot better. Nigga is Oxy clean.

oxy clean by moneymills October 16, 2009

Oxy clean 

The commercialized clothing stain getter-outer. Originally only available through television orders. Also the originator of the "screamo" commercial, where the advertiser feels the need to scream whatever they are saying. They seem to think that projecting their voice so that the neighbors can hear the commercial sells their products. However, studies have proven otherwise. Because that dude on the commercial is notorious for being a fucktard.

"OXY CLEAN GETS STAINS OUT LIKE THAT!(snaps fingers) WINE, COFFEE, PASTA SAUCE, YOU NAME IT, OXYCLEAN DOES THE JOB! (proceeds to spill all of these ingredients on a white sheet, dips in oxy clean solution and it comes out sort of clean) GET OXY CLEAN!" (gives you a moronic thumbs up)

Oxy clean by tip.the.cow October 3, 2006

Oxy Clean 

The original Billy Mays screaming commercial. The stain getter outer known to anyone with any form of television.

Damn Oxy Clean works good but I wish Billy Mays would shut the hell up.

Oxy Clean by rickjaymes January 12, 2009

Oxy clean 

Stuff that cleans stuff with oxy.

Person: "I want to clean my stuff with oxygen. I will buy some Oxy clean so it will be clean by the works of oxygen."

Oxy clean by Evil October 18, 2003

Oxy clean 

Crazy dude on TV selling cleaner for mexican shorts

beach babe took me home used Oxy clean on my mexican shorts now I have a full time job...

Oxy clean by itichie_nocanpo June 27, 2006

the oxy-clean

This is where you ejaculate/nut on a chicks face then squirt some liquid laundry detergent on top of your cum. "please use with every load.

I the oxy-cleaned my girlfriend last night.

the oxy-clean by big pimpin mac bitch September 13, 2009

Kansas Oxy Clean

When you are giving anal sex and you use oxy clean for lubricant and right after you climax you pull out squirting your seman onto your partners back and then you tell your partner to face you as if you were about to ask her to give you head and then you yell "BILLY MAYS HERE, WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PRODUCT" and then you drop-kick your partner as you are saying it.

Me and my girl tried a Kansas Oxy Clean last night, the outcome was... amazing.

Kansas Oxy Clean by Mr Happy Willy July 8, 2012