Excellent saying expressing superiority over another being. Made by the legendary Crank It Out of RuneScape.
Crank: Your face is a grand canyon; Crank: ~owned~
by Jihad0000000001 January 25, 2008
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The ruling on Saddam Hussein's court case for him to be hung, after he begged for a firing squad.
See: Defenition of owned
by Bryce M November 5, 2006
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Possibly a tyop of "won", given the contexts it's used in. Also 0wn and pwn.
Dude. I owned at Pong.
by antiphon January 21, 2004
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Word used by geek to proov themself they are cool.
Geek: ROFL I owned this bitch on WoW!
by Synnss March 25, 2007
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defeated, lost, humiliated. To be the butt end of a joke.
Scotty was owned when Jared nuts were dropped on his chinny chin chin.
by marc March 9, 2005
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To urinate on yourself in your sleep. This usually occurs after a night of heavy drinking.

Ownage can also occur to people you might be sleeping with or some objects your are sleeping on or near.
"Dude you pissed on my couch!"

"yeah, I soaked it......OWNED!"
by Nasdaf June 30, 2004
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word used by gamers. Typically shows a lack of knowledge of the outside world and the workings of the female body.
See also pwned
Gamer: I just owned u fuccin n00b

Average guy: well I guess I should give the control back to my 11 year old cousin go home and have some sex with my wife and or girlfriend and or woman I picked up at the bar.
by garrtron3030 July 27, 2008
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