John: Jenny wants me to spend two-thousand dollars to be bored for five days at her cousin's wedding in Australia.
Me: She's forcing an owl to jog at noon.
Me: She's forcing an owl to jog at noon.
by aweeze April 3, 2010
That owl face ho ran around last week saying Chris was her baby daddy, and now she wants to say it was my man? I'll ride out on that bitch if she ain't careful!
by Mae Inferno September 16, 2008
Meaning less intelligent than the excriment of a flighted nocternal bird who feasts on small rodents and posses the capability of viewing 180 degrees.
by Chris Wollesen March 14, 2006
by Cactus-137 December 23, 2017
by headth May 23, 2011
when someone is asking alot of someone else. it's enough to try and get an owl awake at noon but to make it jog that's too much. From Important Things With Demetri Martin
Guy: So Jenny wants me to go to her cousin's wedding in Australia. So I have to pay $2000 to be bored for five days.
Demetri: Jesus Jenny she's forcing an owl to jog at noon.
Demetri: Jesus Jenny she's forcing an owl to jog at noon.
by num421337 April 2, 2010
Things were going great until she started doing Tootsie Pop Owl Queefs - " Ah one! Ahhh Two! Ahhhh Threeeeeee!"
by Ghostington September 5, 2021