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The act of displaying oneself on-top of miscellaneous objects in a sitting position while holding your knees.
Let's go owling tonight on-top of signs!
by LoulyLOU July 12, 2011
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the new viral craze; a bit like planking, except you crouch down, and stare like an owl. You then take a picture and post it on facebook. Brownie points for random places to owl.
person1: i planked all day, and broke the world record!
person2: planking!!!??? i posted my self owling on fb and set the world record
person1: O_o
by Stormteddy July 15, 2011
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A new craze in which people attempt to impersonate owls and post the results on facebook, but really end up looking like they're pooping in odd places.
Guy 1: Don't you hate when hobos try to take dumps in public?
Guy 2: He's not taking a dump, he's owling!
by TotesDeffs September 08, 2011
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Evolved from planking, owling is the sitting on a random object/surface in a perched position, taking a picture of oneself and posting in on the internet.

I hate you guys.
Douchebag 1: Look at Ted!
Douchebag 2: What's he doing?
Douchebag 1: He's owling, it's the latest fad.
Douchebag 2: What about planking?
Douchebag 1: Dude, planking is like, sooo two months ago.
by Innosynce July 31, 2011
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Guy 1: Dude what is that guy doing on top of that statue?
Guy 2: Dude he's owling! totally bad ass!
Guy 3: Uhhhhh not really he's just fob squatting... -_-"
by noobtubez August 05, 2011
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The act of attempting to engage others in meaningful conversation while they are either sleeping or trying to fall asleep.
Allen: Hey, Marcus, what time are we going golfing Friday? Also, are you still willing to go? I know how things have been rough for you lately and just wanted to ask.

Marcus: Bro, I have class in less than 8 hours. Stop owling.
by CMarcusDiMarco October 23, 2011
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