Overland Park

The second most populous city in the state of Kansas. Located in Johnson County, in the northeastern quadrant of the state. Major highways include I-35, I-435, and US 69. Corporate headquarters of Sprint, Applebee's Restaurants, and Yellow Transportation. Home of Johnson County Community College. Features two shopping malls, a convention center, an arboretum, and several mini malls, strip malls, restaurants, hotels, movie theaters, office buildings, and parks. Proud to be one of the safest cities in the United States. A pleasant place to live.

Wanna to go Overland Park?
Sure. What do you wanna do there?
Let's go to the mall.
Sounds good. I'll drive.

Overland Park by Fred the Wolf August 5, 2005

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Overland Park

Pretentious, shitty driver who pays extremely high taxes so they can have the most beautiful strip malls in the state. Irrelevant however because they only look at themselves all day oblivious to other people places and things. This is why they act entitled they haven't noticed they are just fucking Kansans that neighbor Gardner..? Come on ! Side note masturbation more popular than fornication. Terrible hair and awesome volvos

If this Overland Park doesn't move I'm gonna ram his Mercedes so he will look at something important

Overland Park by MsFlintstone September 23, 2015

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Overland Park

A culturally bankrupt, strip mall laden suburban hellhole in northeast Kansas that owes its entire existence to the fact that it's been able to leach resources off of nearby Kansas City Missouri - a city in another state - for as long as this region has been settled. A thorough example of everything that is wrong with American "culture."

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Overland Park by tosspot of kcmo January 24, 2009

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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