From amusing to terrifying, outside jokes incisively reveal a speaker'
s deficiency and usually highlight their gifuckingnormous douchebaggery. While different eras would have forgiven or simply forgotten such excretory gems (you can't make this shit up), the rise of
internet blogging, cutesy Daily Show quips and a President who planned 9/
11 in alliance with Israel (see this is an outside
joke!), The oughts became larded with
pathetic irony purveyors. Though we
may have left the golden age (or festering shit swamp) of outside jokes, examples are available anytime Barack Obama expresses outrage, a college student describes themselves as spiritual but not religious, or when a middle aged basketball scout salivates over a nineteen year old "physical specimen".