Outside Burrito 

An Outside Burrito is one of those burritos that you get at a mexican restaurant 2 minutes before they close... They slap spoon fulls of bean juice, luke warm half cooked chicken, and whatever other musty day old toppings you get in a burrito, they wrap it half ass, then they tell you to “get the hell out” so you and your buddy stand outside in the rain, eating your grimey burritos on top of his car when one of you looks at the other as a slime of beans and rice slips out of the tortilla like hot snakes and says, “Now this... This is an Outside Burrito.”

Friend 1 - “Hey lets go pick up Yag from work and get some free food before they throw it out.”
Friend 2 - “Ahhhh yes... An Outside Burrito.”

Outside Burrito by Eweesheewee March 12, 2020

outside burrito 

An Outside Burrito is one of those burritos that you get at a mexican restaurant 2 minutes before they close... They slap spoon fulls of bean juice, luke warm half cooked chicken, and whatever other musty day old toppings you get in a burrito, they wrap it half ass, then they tell you to “get the hell out” so you and your buddy stand outside in the rain, eating your grimey burritos on top of his car when one of you looks at the other as a slime of beans and rice slips out of the tortilla like hot snakes and says, “Now this... This is an Outside Burrito.”

Friend 1 - “Hey lets go pick up Yag from work and get some free food before they throw it out.”
Friend 2 - “Ahhhh yes... An Outside Burrito.”

outside burrito by Eweesheewee March 16, 2020