Outcon

A ship that sounds bad to a person who hasn’t seen the media

Ex-bee and pupcat

Person a- what’s you fav ship

Person b- bee and pupcat
Person a- eww tf
Person b- nooo noo it’s a outcon! I promise it’s not zoophila!!

by chel shell 🩰 March 10, 2024

Outcunted

A situation in which one person acts significantly more like a cunt than another.

Damn, Steve. I thought I was going too far by sleeping with that stripper behind my girlfriend's back, but you just completely outcunted me with that troupe of girl-scouts.

by Bobby the Bastard October 13, 2011

Outcocked

1. To win in a fight by being louder, more obnoxious and more annoying than your opponent. May be used in douchebaggery.

2. To have a longer penis than your opponent.

1. Remember when Tom ate 8 hotdogs in a row and you only managed two, then didn't even burp afterwards? You were so outcocked, man!

2. He was standing at the urinal next to mine and I felt rather outcocked.

by LeopardIvy March 25, 2010

Fallacy of the predetermined outcome

A phrase frequently used by Yankees announcer Michael Kay to refer to the flawed logic behind thinking that event x is set in stone and would have happened regardless of all events leading up to it.

Michael kay:” You don’t want to fall victim to the fallacy of the predetermined outcome, but you have to wonder how things are different if the umpire called that pitch a strike.”

by Lolknicks April 9, 2021

Outcommunicado

The inability of one to communicate their true self with others for fear of judgement, rejection and disgust.

People thought they knew Allen, but because of his nearly constant outcommunicado, they only saw a part of him, not his authentic essence.

by Jeff D August 4, 2005

outcome

the result or effect of an action or event

Now I'm back in the courtroom waitin on the outcome

by Tomas penkauskas January 11, 2008

Outcounter

An outcounter is when you encounter someone outside of the context in which you know them. The severity of an outcounter can range from a relatively benign run-in with your librarian at the grocery store to more disturbing experiences such as running into your girlfriend's father in the adult video store. Outcounters provoke a sense of the uncanny, a "crashing of worlds", a decentering of perspectives.

Dude 1: Dude, you'll never guess who I had an outcounter with last night at the movies.

Dude 2: Uh oh, ..dude...who?

Dude 1: My boss. I was totally stoned and bumped into him - spilling my popcorn - awkward chit chat ensued. It was extraordinarily obvious that I was high.

Dude 2: Bummer, dude. What an outcounter! So much for that raise.

by Gideous June 28, 2009