Occurs when one sends mass email (for exemple a newsletter) from his email address and then receives a lot of automatic replies from suscribers who have activated the Out Of Office rule of their email account.
- "Right after the newsletter was sent my mailbox was raped by hundreds of automatic emails"
- "Typical Out Of Office Bukkake"
- "Typical Out Of Office Bukkake"
by Fenixman June 17, 2013
When one must leave the main office to undertake a task which if completed in the office would be offensive or embarrassing. Such examples include leaving to loudly pass wind, belch, smoke, make a private phone call or some kind of physical relation/interaction with a colleague.
Usual locations include the car park, stationary cupboard, empty meeting rooms, rooftop and empty corridors.
Usual locations include the car park, stationary cupboard, empty meeting rooms, rooftop and empty corridors.
Richard: "Hey, where's Paul gone?"
Stuart: "I don't know, actually...?"
- Sometime Later -
Paul: "Sorry, I'm back now!"
Richard: "Where did you go?"
Paul: "Epic Out of Office Experience!"
Stuart: "I don't know, actually...?"
- Sometime Later -
Paul: "Sorry, I'm back now!"
Richard: "Where did you go?"
Paul: "Epic Out of Office Experience!"
by Ternal April 28, 2011
Sometimes done without knowledge of the participating parties but is actually a tactic used by two or more office employees trying to cover each others ass while also avoiding workloads while they are both out of the office. Working like a circular reference error, it is when two or more workers set up their out of office message referring another contact person in the event of any urgent or pressing matters ... only to taken when in fact they reach out to the other contact to find out he or she is also out of the office and is referring the orginal sender back to the original request
Boss : Smith, did you get that Mitchel report done yet?
Smith: Well, Jackson was working on it, I'll check in with him and let you know.
Later that day Smith to pal Phil: Damn that Jackson and Murphy, the f'd me again!
Phil: What they do?
Smith: They set up a circular out of office on me, and the boss is looking for that Mitchel report.
Smith: Well, Jackson was working on it, I'll check in with him and let you know.
Later that day Smith to pal Phil: Damn that Jackson and Murphy, the f'd me again!
Phil: What they do?
Smith: They set up a circular out of office on me, and the boss is looking for that Mitchel report.
by the last great nobody June 20, 2009
Applicable for people who do not answer your requests for contact by email, telephone, mail or any other form of communication.
Person 1: Did you speak to Marc yesterday?
Person 2: No dude, he has such an Out of Office Mentality lately. He doesn't respond to anything!
Person 2: No dude, he has such an Out of Office Mentality lately. He doesn't respond to anything!
by MJOWIJCHEN November 28, 2011
Traditional response to a noisy fart in a crowded place, particularly the men's urinals in a military barracks
Brzzzzt (extremely loud farting noise)
"Fall out the officers" (anonymous shout)
"Stop that!" (senior officer on parade)
"Certainly sah, which way did it go?" (Regimental Sergeant Major's response)
"Fall out the officers" (anonymous shout)
"Stop that!" (senior officer on parade)
"Certainly sah, which way did it go?" (Regimental Sergeant Major's response)
by Bobbing Around June 29, 2008
Basically telling someone that they aren't on your level, and they need to go somewhere else until they are.
by Jayzgame May 01, 2004
Used immediately after "you're fired" (or the like) to signify that the sayee has assumed the boss position of the immediate locale and, therefore, should be properly respected.
Only team leaders and wankers may use this phrase.
Coined by !phil
Only team leaders and wankers may use this phrase.
Coined by !phil
dt0x rides blahblah's rocket
!phil: dt0x
!phil: omg
!phil: yorue so fired
!phil: get out of my office
blahblah: lol
dt0x: fuck
!phil: dt0x
!phil: omg
!phil: yorue so fired
!phil: get out of my office
blahblah: lol
dt0x: fuck
by !phil February 18, 2004