Oscar the Grouch

v. To hide in a trashcan, wait for a female to walk by, pop out and pull her in with you, and have intercourse amongst the refuse. Prior acquaintance is not required.

n. One who partakes in the above act

(1) "This dumpster is disgusting!" James said. "I sure would love to pull an Oscar the Grouch in here."

(2) "Judging from the number of used condoms, I would guess a serial Oscar the Grouch lives in here."

by Primal Poopy Butt May 05, 2011

Oscar the Grouch

The poorest motherfucker on Sesame Street and ain't nobody helpin' him.

Man: Oscar you are so mean.
Kid: Yeah Oscar you're a grouch
Oscar: I LIVE IN A FUCKIN' TRASH CAN BITCH

by shshsauce July 03, 2005

Oscar the Grouch

n. the unconcious girl who just woke up and realizes you are fucking her

I found this girl on the street, and things were going well for a while, but damn she went Oscar the Grouch on me. So I shoved her ass in a trashcan.

by Manhattan Transfer March 23, 2003

Oscar the Grouch

The coolest Sesame Street character because he has an attitude problem.

Oscar the Grouch: Get the fuck away from mah trashcan befo' I bust a cap in yo' ass!

by AYB March 23, 2003

Oscar the Grouch

A homeless puppet that is always having a nicotine withdrawal.

Kid: Why are you so mean, Oscar?
Oscar the Grouch: SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!

by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005

Oscar the Grouch

(ADJ.) desribing someone who is cranky or upset. They are acting like they slept in a garbage can all night

Kristina was acting like an oscar the grouch when she said hi this morning.

by Kurt Chapman January 30, 2008

Oscar the Grouch

After you finishing fucking a girl, you pick her up and throw her in a trash can before she has time to put her clothes back on

This girl I was banging was probably one of the worse fucks ever, so after we finished I gave her an Oscar the Grouch. I don't think she'll be calling back soon.

by This Chick September 24, 2005