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Orlando Curtis Hess Tharpe is one of the best humans you will ever meet. Orlando is like a star, yea each star shines in its own way but with Orlando he out beats all the stars making him the brightest out of all of them. He is the cutes most funniest person you will meet and he is also very talented. Orlando also has the best pickup line and will make you laugh and fall in love with him more and more every day. He is easy to fall for and if you fall for him, he will never leave you mind. If you ever get a chance to meet or have him just love him with all your heart cause he return the favor one day and he makes a great bf/bsf

Orlando Curtis Hess Tharpe gives the best back hugs

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Orlando Curtis Hess Tharpe

Orlando Curtis Hess Tharpe is one of a kind. If you ever land or even have a chance to met this wonderful,amazing,talented human well then don’t let him leave you cause it’s to risky to let him leave your life. Orlando is like a star every star shines in there own way but with him he truly out shines all of them and from his cute smile to his big heart, he’s worth having in your life. Orlando is so funny and cute and just everything a girl could ever have or ask for. He is that thing that will brighten your day. He cares about the people around him and won’t let nothing bad happen to them and his back hugs are the best, just if you ever get or meet orlando just love him with all your heart cause he’s gonna be there for you when you need

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Orlando Curtis Hess Tharpe by claudia vargas October 8, 2019

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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