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Orange-U-Tan

Nickname for President Trump that draws on his oddly orange complexion, his passion for fake tans, and his ape-like behaviour (though Orangutans might be insulted by the comparison)
The Orange-U-Tan and his monkey business are beginning to get on my nerves - treason, corruption, and lies, lies, lies!

I'm afraid to turn on the TV in the morning, just to find out that the Orange-U-Tan has done something new to embarrass himself AND America...
Orange-U-Tan by Freia June 11, 2018

orangu-tan

A play on "orangutan", the species of ape: Any New Jersey Douchebag who sports a fake tan that gives them a distinct orange glow, giving them the appearance of a nuclear war survivor. They may also be a gel-head.
Man, that orangu-tan's glow is makin' my eyes hurt - did a nuke go off somewhere?
orangu-tan by Tommyt February 4, 2009

Orangu-tan

(Orange-goo-tan) When someone has gone overboard with tanning to the point where they are the colour of an orangutan.
The cast of Jersey Shore look like a group of orangu-tans
Orangu-tan by Blah Bleep February 5, 2012

Orange Haired Orangutan

Donald Trump. Coined by Pastor Manning of the ATLAH Missionary Church in Harlem
THAT ORANGE HAIRED ORANGUTAN IS CRAZY!!

Orangutanging 

Verb - Orangutanging

Where a female simultaneously masturbates two men whilst on her knees, shaking her arms at head level and thus resembling an Orangutang.
Rich - "Check out this skin flick. That hoe be pulling those dicks like a crazy milk maid"

Ged - "Damn, she be orangutanging them like a true spunk monkey"
Orangutanging by Ged 2071 August 26, 2014

Spunky Orangutan 

n. A mixed drink, similar in taste to a mudslide, but with remarkable marchino cherry tones, even though it has no marchino cherries. Very tasty! Here's the recipe:

Ingredients:
2 shots Bailey's Irish Cream
1 shot Amaretto
1/2 cup Half-and-half
6 Ice cubes

Mixing instructions:
Add above ingrediants in a blender. Blend on high until the ice is crushed. Serve in a cocktail glass. No garnish.

A variation of the drink is called the Spunky Monkey. For those who don't like cherry at all, but do like coffee, replace the Bailey's Irish Cream with Kahlua. Also very tasty!
Hey barkeep! Another Spunky Orangutan, please!
Spunky Orangutan by Dan Weyandt April 18, 2008