by Suzi Watson November 09, 2003
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A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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A fantastic radio duo that always end up getting what they want. They started in Long Island, moved to Worcester/Boston's WAAF station, released a few CD's, got fired for an April Fool's prank, moved to NY, becamse nationally syndicated(!), and again were fired for pushing the limits of radio talk. They can now be heard on XM Satellite Radio.
Customer: I don't know if this satellite radio is worth it.
Sales Associate: Well, Opie and Anthony have a radio station on XM radio.
Customer: Sign me up!
Sales Associate: Well, Opie and Anthony have a radio station on XM radio.
Customer: Sign me up!
by Double D April 07, 2005
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1)The show that makes my XM radio worth it's subscription price.
2) A radio show in which nothing is sacred....and thats why I love it.
2) A radio show in which nothing is sacred....and thats why I love it.
Opie and Anthony get the WOW sticker, do you hear me? Opie and Anthony get the WOW sticker!
Jim Norton, from the Opie and Anthony show, likes paying women to shit on his chest.
Jim Norton, from the Opie and Anthony show, likes paying women to shit on his chest.
by Joe Friday July 06, 2005
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Best duo on radio. Started at WAAF in boston until they were unjustly fired. Again unjustly fired in New York.
by your name January 06, 2005
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Two Howard Stern clones who occasionally have their moments. But, for the most part, they are rather unfunny.
by jose_198 October 20, 2005
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Two mediocre personalities that are obsessed with Howard Stern. They are have little talent and even less originality. Originally on XM they had an additional subscription fee to get the show and signed up few thousand people. They are dying a slow death just like XM.
by Bukkake the porno clown November 08, 2006
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