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Oomple Bomp

The fatty mass of tissue located around a human's posterior that serves the purpose of cushioning the impact of falling while trying to climb a set of stairs with the pants down around the ankles.
The postman's oomple bomp was red and raw after his twenty-third fall while trying to get up the stairs with his pants down around his ankles.
by Dr Muffin Head February 2, 2024
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