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"I used OneNote and was really disappointed. Now I use Google Drive." - LP
OneNote is that guy that when he leaves the call the silence breaks and everyone can laugh again, OneNote's hate waterloo with a passion comparing it the the Eclipse (Berserk) They always start off conversations with "Griffith wasn't that bad..." also believes Casca enjoyed it. Loves ABGs but is cursed to never get any.
"Nathan - Ross you see that cute asian girl over there, you should ask her out.
Ross - No way man I'm too much of OneNote to try anything"
OneNote by anonymous January 18, 2023
OneNote is that guy that when he leaves the call the silence breaks and everyone can laugh again, OneNote's hate waterloo with a passion comparing it the the Eclipse (Berserk) They always start off conversations with "Griffith wasn't that bad..." also believes Casca enjoyed it. Loves ABGs but is cursed to never get any.
"Nathan - Ross you see that cute asian girl over there, you should ask her out.
Ross - No way man I'm too much of OneNote to try anything"
OneNote by anonymous January 18, 2023
OneNote is that guy that when he leaves the call the silence breaks and everyone can laugh again, OneNote's hate waterloo with a passion comparing it the the Eclipse (Berserk) They always start off conversations with "Griffith wasn't that bad..." also believes Casca enjoyed it. Loves ABGs but is cursed to never get any.
"Nathan - Ross you see that cute asian girl over there, you should ask her out.
Ross - No way man I'm too much of OneNote to try anything"
OneNote by SpaghettiLover123 January 18, 2023

One Note Johnny 

Someone who constantly talks about the same thing over and over again as if they had no idea that they were notorious for talking about the same thing over and over again.
"I hate to be a one note johnny but goddamn, <insert hockey reference here>"
One Note Johnny by Eric Seven October 7, 2005

Johnny One-Note

A one-hitter who repeats the same tired mantra over and over. It's used to described some shrill, tired ideologue or academic that pompously echoes some quaint notion or idea endlessly, and expects everyone to see his supposed wisdom and bow in concurrence.
Bruce is Johnny One-Note. He thinks the solution to the nation's debt crisis is the government continually spending more and more. Following his counsel will only worsen the predicament.
Johnny One-Note by RyanMS May 2, 2011
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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