OneNote

The world's most simple notebook-based note-taking software, made by Microsoft.

Why is OneNote so simple?

Because you can only make one note with it!

by Dymo 1750 April 30, 2020

OneNote

1. A Microsoft product

2. Poop

"I used OneNote and was really disappointed. Now I use Google Drive." - LP

by teamworkmakesthedreamwork April 9, 2015

OneNote

OneNote is that guy that when he leaves the call the silence breaks and everyone can laugh again, OneNote's hate waterloo with a passion comparing it the the Eclipse (Berserk) They always start off conversations with "Griffith wasn't that bad..." also believes Casca enjoyed it. Loves ABGs but is cursed to never get any.

"Nathan - Ross you see that cute asian girl over there, you should ask her out.
Ross - No way man I'm too much of OneNote to try anything"

by anonymous January 18, 2023

OneNote

OneNote is that guy that when he leaves the call the silence breaks and everyone can laugh again, OneNote's hate waterloo with a passion comparing it the the Eclipse (Berserk) They always start off conversations with "Griffith wasn't that bad..." also believes Casca enjoyed it. Loves ABGs but is cursed to never get any.

"Nathan - Ross you see that cute asian girl over there, you should ask her out.
Ross - No way man I'm too much of OneNote to try anything"

by anonymous January 18, 2023

OneNote

OneNote is that guy that when he leaves the call the silence breaks and everyone can laugh again, OneNote's hate waterloo with a passion comparing it the the Eclipse (Berserk) They always start off conversations with "Griffith wasn't that bad..." also believes Casca enjoyed it. Loves ABGs but is cursed to never get any.

"Nathan - Ross you see that cute asian girl over there, you should ask her out.
Ross - No way man I'm too much of OneNote to try anything"

by SpaghettiLover123 January 18, 2023

One Note Johnny

Someone who constantly talks about the same thing over and over again as if they had no idea that they were notorious for talking about the same thing over and over again.

"I hate to be a one note johnny but goddamn, <insert hockey reference here>"

by Eric Seven October 7, 2005

Johnny One-Note

A one-hitter who repeats the same tired mantra over and over. It's used to described some shrill, tired ideologue or academic that pompously echoes some quaint notion or idea endlessly, and expects everyone to see his supposed wisdom and bow in concurrence.

Bruce is Johnny One-Note. He thinks the solution to the nation's debt crisis is the government continually spending more and more. Following his counsel will only worsen the predicament.

by RyanMS May 2, 2011