I aint ever seen two pretty best friends. always one of 'em always gotta be ugly

When you see a set of two friends.. always one of them have to be ugly

See those people over there? They are best friends and honestly... I aint ever seen two pretty best friends. always one of 'em always gotta be ugly

by sum_ting_wong9 January 22, 2021

one on me time

Used to express "me time," but played off of the phrase "one on one time."

Girl 1: Hey, what are you up to tonight?

Girl 2: It's been such a busy week, I really need some one on me time.

by jezzabezz July 21, 2010

one-arm-driver

a driver who drives only with one arm while the other arm is either holding or groping a girl.

The police are looking for the one-arm-driver just like you.

by wordwatcher February 19, 2012

In One

When virgins who don’t drink much get drunk off of one twisted tea and are hammered.

Man I was totally in one last night.

by Mr. obliteration October 16, 2021

One-parent

When one parent doesn't allow the other parent to have a say in decision-making or discipline of a child.

I tried to punish him but you cut me off so I'm going to let you one-parent his discipline for biting Todd.

by Weapon H April 21, 2021

Another one in the casket

Another one in the casket basically means going to kill you or to GET killed. My mum told me that when I was a little girl. So, the definition of it is I'm going to kill you or going to kill you.

Random guy: Dude, my grandma's about to die in a year.
Another random guy: Oof, another one in the casket.

by lag out loud September 21, 2023

One Rubber Rampage

1. Git gud
2. Fuck a girl with a condom
3. Take the condom off turn it inside out and give it to one of your bros
4. Your bro fucks a girl with the condom
5. Your bro take the condom off and hangs it out to dry on a clothes line

6. You take the condom after its dried out and fuck a girl with it

7. Repeat steps 3-6 until the condom is broken

Devin and I went on a one rubber rampage while we where in Henley

by Doomguy26 June 8, 2018