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It's where trolls and conservatives overuse the same joke since 2016 to make fun of the lgbt community over and over again. When they think they're funny. They'll often use soyjacks, show outdated photos of left people angry when using these jokes or associate women with colored hair, a bad photo of a trans woman to support their joke. The right/conservatives will think that the left will be angry at this but in reality it's Just that one joke.
"I identify as a attack helicopter" " my car indentifys as a Lamborghini" "don't assume my gender I'll get angry" "my pronouns are nor/mal" "attack helicopter, ba/sed, bigender=2 genders, blue hair, emily🏳️ 🌈,BLM ✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽,she/they is typing.., alphabet people, 41% super straight" then people in the page would say "one joke" or r/onejoke
by Hidden manifesto October 27, 2021
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one joke

The leftist idea that all the myriad lgbtq+ jokes are actually just one joke. Every such joke is thus overused, trite and unfunny by definition.

The one joke is all of "I identify as X" variations, no matter the context; "my pronouns are..." is obviously the same joke and so are "don't assume my gender" jokes; any mentions of axe wounds and 41% are also dark synonymous.

News flash: for some reason asking "what is a woman?" is now also the one joke.
A making a joke: "Why are you assuming it's gender? The baby hasn't said what gender it is yet!"
B: "One joke."
A: "... and only two genders!"
B: "That's the same joke."
by SteveQ July 21, 2022
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one stroke joke

Fella who cums after but one stroke of the cock.
Johnny 2 is a one stroke joke.
by Matthew Pryce February 7, 2004
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One Time Joke

A joke that is never funny the second time you hear it, but was extreme funny the first time you heard it. It maybe really annoying if you heard it all the time!
Person 1: Where do one legged ladies work? IHop!
Person 2: Yeah, I have heard that before. It's a one time joke!
by MyMusicAddiction August 20, 2010
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One Toke Joke

An OTJ Is a friend that gets super high off one bowl of marijuana and becomes the biggest cheese in all existence.
Person 1: Duude I'm so high right now

Person 2: You've only smoked one bowl? I'm packing you another?

Person 1: Noo man I'm wayy to baked already

Person 2: Fucking one toke joke
by atown5641 December 11, 2014
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One Man Joke

A delusion that only you believe. It's obvious meaning being that it is a "One Man Joke" and you are the only man that gets it.
Often said when a totally unrealistic sentence is heard and everyone there knows its a lie.
One Man Joke!, you still love him/her and we all know it
by sarflondoner December 27, 2010
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two jokes in one

Two jokes in one means when you're in a group of people and make a mean but really funny joke about anyone while someone in the group is connected to that anyone or it can be about anyone in the group but they don't get it. Also when you make the joke, usually you must let a couple friends know about it before you say it. The ending is priceless because you and a couple of friends end up laughing with the person the mean joke is about or connected to. Sometimes though you give a hint to the person you joke about and when they answer, your friends will start laughing hysterically while you say, "Oh, my bad man I didn't know that you...." or something like that. If you don't play dumb in the end, your friend may not like you.

There's also three, four, and five jokes in one. Three jokes in one is same as two jokes in one but the friend that you're joking about adds more stuff to the joke while being completely oblivious, making it three jokes in one. Four jokes in one is like three jokes in one but another person who wasn't following the joke or conversation, or doesn't even know what's going on, says they actually and honestly know or saw what you said. And finally five jokes in one is like four jokes in one but a person who didn't hear everything correctly starts talking about something completely different that is very little or completely not related to the original joke. There is no one joke in one because that's just an ordinary joke. Two jokes in one are 2 points, three jokes are 3, four jokes are 4, 5 jokes are 5.

This is all intended as fun things to do while hanging out with a group of friends.
Two jokes in one.

Person:

Man I met a girl yesterday and she is just plain dumb. She's kinda chubby and always wears these stupid gay colored flip flops. In this case you don't even have to let your friends know because they'll notice right away.

I went to the dealership and looked at some Hyundai cars. I can't believe people buy that kind of shit. Someone in the group has to own that car and others must know that too. But for the joker to get away with it, he or she has to play dumb and not know about the car.

Event:

This one is really tough to get right at the right time, but imagine you say something that nobody could believe one of your friends would do, and soon after you say that another friend comes from somewhere and does the exact thing while completely being oblivious to it. This is when you say "talking about the devil".
by ice breaker October 2, 2007
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