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One in the ass is worth two in the puss 

An old adage meaning it is better to have sex with one ass, rather than with two vaginas.
Bob: I think Becky might let me go Greek on her this Friday, but I was supposed to have a three way with these Guatemalans the same night.

Joe: Times like these my grandpappy used to tell me “One in the ass is worth two in the puss”.
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