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One Direction Infection

One direction Infection is only the best illness ever
Symptoms -
Excess Drooling, fainting and a major love for one direction; Harry styles, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik, Niall Horan.
Girl: Do you have bieber fever?
Shannon Fowler: No, i have one direction infection!
Girl: omg, me too!
Shannon Fowler: I love them!
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One Direction Infection

An obsession with the boy band One Direction (aka the parasitic offspring of Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus). Symptoms include sexual frustrations, a massive drop in IQ, and the inability to think, speek or type coherently. If your daughter or someone close to you acquires this illness, the only form of treatment is to tie this person to a chair, throw this chair into a large vat of salt and holy water, and play Metallica nonstop an at maximum volume through headphones duct-taped to their heads. If that doesn't work, murder is the only solution.
"Omqqq, I luv one DirEction! I think I have a one direction iNfection! <3 Harry styles and that Nialler, hot damn! ;)"

"AAAHHH! KILL IT!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!'"
One Direction Infection by EdanP February 4, 2013

One Direction Infection

A horrible diease that cuases the victim to go deaf and eventually dead. It infects a person due to the fact that he/she (Mainly Females) have listened to one direction music.
Infected Woman: OMG! I LOVE THIS ONE DIRECTION MUSIC! LIKE OMG!!!
Man: HOLY SH*T MY GIRLFREIND HAS THE ONE DIRECTION INFECTION! -The man runs far away-

One Direction Yeast Infection 

When a Directioner claims to want the D of one of the members of 1D, mainly used to insult directioners. (Not to be confused with One Direction Infection )
Bob: Oh my god Cathy, looks like you have a bad case of the One Direction Yeast Infection
Cathy: Shut up!

One Direction Erection Infection 

A serious condition in which you begin to be aroused by dudes...Like One Direction.....
Dude, did you hear about Tim? He got the One Direction Erection Infection

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026