A day where you just want to break something, preferably something that will scream and/or bleed as you do it. You may or may not know of any direct causes, but most often, something bad happened early in the day which started you off in a generally bad distemperment that only got worse as multiple unfortunate events compounded to effectively gang-rape and murder your overall disposition.
Your bet bet is to stay away motherfucker, it's just one of those days.
by The Red Kaiser August 10, 2005
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when you are so monged out that the rest of the day is completely non-existant. when your in so deep from drink/drugs that there is no coming back for the remainder of the day.
I feel completely deep day one'd
by youeh July 27, 2009
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a technique someone should understand who has been working at a particular trait for a time period longer than the first day of the job status.
Patterson-"Hey, did you guys know that the
safety wire on the utility pump is all jacked up?"

Twat-"Why were you looking at the safety wire on the utility pump?

Patterson-"We are installing one on another bird and wanted to see how it needs to go on."

Twat-"That's day one shit, and your a Sgt. you should know how to do safety wire on a utility pump!!"
by Killa-D September 5, 2008
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A friend that you've known for a long time that you still keep in touch with frequently
He's been my day one homie since the 2nd grade
by Electric_Huricane December 11, 2018
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on november you its shut up and stop being annoying as hell because no one cares at all
its shut up no one cares day go away i really dont care
by annoyingpenis November 1, 2019
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A catchphrase often used by Lee on Oh Shiitake Mushrooms skits from YouTube. Basically you want a normal day with no situations from Leland (Kid Temper Tantrum).
Leland: *throws cake on the van*
Lee: “I JUST WANT ONE NORMAL DAY!”
by MrCoolGuy1200 October 31, 2021
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A common phrase often used by Lee on Oh Shiitake Mushrooms skits from YouTube. Basically you want a normal day without any situations from other people and especially Leland (a.k.a. Kid Temper Tantrum).
Leland: (Whatever situation he makes in any skit)
Lee: “I JUST WANT ONE NORMAL DAY!”
by MrCoolGuy1200 October 31, 2021
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