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On the square, I think you ought to get yourself a pet if you're so lonely.
by Stop the Pendulum September 5, 2005
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on the square

A member of the free mason's. The free masons have a number of rituals one of which involves a novice showing there development by moving around a square that it on the floor of a Masonic Hall
I didn't know "He " was on the square .
by Barry Otter August 22, 2023
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On the Square

A Freemasonic term based on the square level used by ancient & modern stone masons. According to "Encyclopedia of Freemasonry, Vol II, Albert Mackey" the meaning of the square is:

"... In Freemasonry, it is a symbol of morality. This is its general signification, and is applied in various ways: 1. It presents itself to the neophyte as one of the three great lights; 2. To the Fellow-Craft as one of his working tools; 3. To the Master Mason as the official emblem of the Master of the Lodge" (Enc. of Freemasonry Vol II, Albert Mackey pp. 708)

Thus, the term "on the square" is much the same as "squared away," or "fair and square." To talk to a person "on the square" means to talk in a blunt and straightforward manner, as not to beat around the bush.
Let's talk 'on the square' (to speak candidly, bluntly, and in a straightforward manner)
by SerenityJosh February 27, 2025
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kidding on the square

joking, but also meaning it
by Anonymous November 9, 2003
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lying on the square

A term created by Al Franken, used to reference when someone is saying something as a joke, but they know that its the truth.
"Sure, I'm the bad guy" joked Tom, but Jack knew he was Lying on the square.
by Mike Zimmermann February 2, 2006
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winning on the square

To win, or achieve success without any foul play, cheating, or manipulation.. By completely fair & ethical & honorable means.
Congrats on coming in 1st place John. You were awesome! I know you worked hard, & all that practice paid off. Thats straight winning on the square!
by littledesertflower September 24, 2011
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Joking on the Square

A diplomatic way of telling a friend their outfit sucks, their boyfriend is ugly, they need to use more conditioner, etc. by making a joke about it like you’re kidding.
Usually they will get the hint without getting mad.
Hey Megan, (laughing) man I love those jeans, I haven’t been able to find those lately, did you get them at a garage sale?
Megan: Are you joking on the square dude??
by Richfolk September 23, 2021
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