Afterness

Some made up fuckshit word only people with severe stupidity that have some fuckshit name like Alisha would say

"it's like that afterness. The sound after you say it yk?" -some idiot

by Michaelangelo's balls May 25, 2022

After-Thursdays

The use doing drugs, drinking, partying, having sex, or just going insanely crazy on a Friday night.

"Dude finally the end of the week"

"What are you gonna do"

"Dunno yet.. Probably pull one of them After-Thursdays.

"Dude I'm in"

by Tyler Shute May 15, 2008

After Barrito

N: The amazingly tasty burrito one has in their refrigerator for consumption upon returning home from the bar.

"Man, I can't wait to sink my teeth into my breakfast after barrito!"

by Kathy Coffee February 13, 2009

After Jack

The smell of a mans dick/hand after they are done masturbating with spit

"You need to wash your hands man they reek of After Jack"

by T0RP3NI$ March 28, 2019

After-school poonies

After a long day at school—a place where one is rushed to finish pooing and where one experiences paranoia and anxiety while pooing—the bathroom at home is a relief, knowing that you can poo in peace for as long as you need.

insert name went home and immediately took his after-school poonies.

by m1rlax0 October 28, 2021

Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex

in a whole mess of pain, referring to how a gay man's anus will probably be very unbearable pain-wise after he, does the dirty.

"My God is your bone sticking out of your head? You look Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

aftering

aftering = combination of the words morning and afternoon. it’s meaning is when you are unsure if someone is awake during the morning or the afternoon you say “good aftering!”.

Charlie: Good aftering! Ahaha.
Mac: Charlie what the fuck did you just say?
Charlie: Good aftering?
Mac: What in the hell does that even mean?! God damn it Charlie it’s like everyday you say some dumb shit like this.
Dennis: Now Mac.... that word is hitting my ear very nicely I may add..
Mac: You know Dennis you’re right.. As mine.
Charlie: Are you kidding me, Mac.

by otogaris June 2, 2022