omlfj 

Omlfj stands for oh my lord fucking jesus

If someone does something crazy, says something crazy, or something crazy happens you can say omlfj

omlfj by Izzy.Martinez June 26, 2019

OMLJ 

Stands for "Oh My Lesbian Jesus"

Often used when you see a picture or video of Hayley Kiyoko aka Lesbian Jesus

Caitlin: OMLJ did you see that picture of Hayley?!

Tammy: OMLJ yes, her veins and abs are so perfect. And her personality just cleanses my soul.

OMLJ by kiyokoscenes July 5, 2018

OMFJ 

OMFJ simply means Oh my Fucking Jelly, Stronger version of OMJ

OMFJ!

Guy 1: look i drew all of this in 5 minutes only.
Guy 2: really? that's amazing, OMFJ! i envy you

OMFJ by ThatPersonOverthere333-0 August 28, 2012

OMFJ 

The Rasta version of OMFG.

"Oh my fucking Jah"

OMFJ, mon!

OMFJ by Hank McDizzleson May 9, 2010

OMFJC 

OMFJC: Oh My Fucking Jesus Christ...a more forceful and vulgar way of saying, the more common, Oh My God (OMG)or Oh My Jesus Christ (OMJC).

OMFJC is considered the "Lords Name in Vain" when spoken without abbrieviation so beware when using.

Person 1: OMFJC!!! I totally just failed that test!!!
Person 2: Dude...lords name in vain. Keep it down
Person 1: Nah...i abbrieviated. No biggy

OMFJC by MsMeglit June 11, 2009

OMLJ 

Oh my lesbian jesus

#1-Did u see Hayley Kiyoko's new pic? OMLJ
#2-Yes.My lesbian jesus strikes again

OMLJ by -Lovatic- August 4, 2018

Omfjcih 

A very drawn out, and unnecessary way of saying "Omfg". It means "Oh my fucking Jesus Christ in heaven".

Question: Do you think that girl is hot?
Response: Omfjcih yes.

Omfjcih by Xeneron January 3, 2009