Two complete strangers omegling:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: STOP
You: HAMMER TIME
Stranger: YES
Stranger: oh my goodness thank you
Stranger: you have restored my faith in humanity.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: STOP
You: HAMMER TIME
Stranger: YES
Stranger: oh my goodness thank you
Stranger: you have restored my faith in humanity.
by quartus April 13, 2009
The act of sifting through a ton of penises to finally reach someone who looks halfway normal...and then skipping them only to sift through some more dicks. It's a cycle.
Omegle is basically the new version of the popular "chatroulette" site where you are connected to a random stranger and expected to either make small-talk or show your genitals.
Omegle is basically the new version of the popular "chatroulette" site where you are connected to a random stranger and expected to either make small-talk or show your genitals.
by larain140 May 26, 2011
by AussiePikachu August 13, 2014
stranger has connected
12F: hii F
50M: Hello , age?
12F: 12
50M: Oh 13M ;)
50M: Wanna meet irl?
12F: yess :3
50M: adress?
12F: ############ 3673 street ! ^-^
50M: :)
12F: where are we meeting up?
50M: In the park.
12F: okie! ><
2 days later..
BREAKING NEWS: 12 year old girl found dead, her body was found stuffed in garbage bag.
omegle is not a safe place.. as you can tell
12F: hii F
50M: Hello , age?
12F: 12
50M: Oh 13M ;)
50M: Wanna meet irl?
12F: yess :3
50M: adress?
12F: ############ 3673 street ! ^-^
50M: :)
12F: where are we meeting up?
50M: In the park.
12F: okie! ><
2 days later..
BREAKING NEWS: 12 year old girl found dead, her body was found stuffed in garbage bag.
omegle is not a safe place.. as you can tell
by lila ^o^ April 12, 2021
*Omegle example
Stranger: hi im 24 m spain and i like sex talk
You: one minutes ill get a video
You: its pr0nz
Stranger: asl plz
You: (insert rickroll here)
You: f/19/spain
You: RICKROOOOOLLLLLEEEEEDDDDDD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi im 24 m spain and i like sex talk
You: one minutes ill get a video
You: its pr0nz
Stranger: asl plz
You: (insert rickroll here)
You: f/19/spain
You: RICKROOOOOLLLLLEEEEEDDDDDD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
by omegleroller August 28, 2010
by Masar February 22, 2010
Typical Omegle Convorsation:
Stranger: so yah if i were to take roids for 4 years i could look like that two but i wanna work for mine
You: i'm pretty sure he didn't take steroids...
Stranger: and how are you pretty sure?
You: well steroids give you a gross look
You: and he doesn't have that bulging look that steroids give a person
You: (btw it's not two, its too)
Stranger: ok and i know the difference between tontoo and two you gramar natzi
You: grammar*
Stranger: *to and too
You: two, to, and too
You: nazi
Stranger: no its natzi like german natzi
You: no its not "natzi" its Nazi
Stranger: grrrr
You: i think i would know..
You: i'm jewish
Stranger: ahhh
You: mmhmm
Stranger: ...
You: awkward..
Stranger: so yah if i were to take roids for 4 years i could look like that two but i wanna work for mine
You: i'm pretty sure he didn't take steroids...
Stranger: and how are you pretty sure?
You: well steroids give you a gross look
You: and he doesn't have that bulging look that steroids give a person
You: (btw it's not two, its too)
Stranger: ok and i know the difference between tontoo and two you gramar natzi
You: grammar*
Stranger: *to and too
You: two, to, and too
You: nazi
Stranger: no its natzi like german natzi
You: no its not "natzi" its Nazi
Stranger: grrrr
You: i think i would know..
You: i'm jewish
Stranger: ahhh
You: mmhmm
Stranger: ...
You: awkward..
by notArealJew November 18, 2011