The most boring place within the united states. Its like being trapped in a cage with a lion that just wants to eat your face off. Every corner you turn you probably see a Sherwood High School kid smoking crack on the sidewalk. What is there to do? Nothing! The place is a tiny little hellhole that nobody likes! Once the movie theater was lost, people turned to Rio, even though its forever away! If your planning on moving here, DONT! You will turn into a trapped little birdie in a cage with a hungry lion wanting to eat you.
Person 1: Hey, what did you guys used to do in Olney?

Person 2: Well, we used to go to the movies.

Person 1: Oh cool, lets go!

Person 2: Well they took it down. *Blank face*

Person 1: Well, what the crap? What else is there to do?

Person 2: Hmm, I dont know, go jack crap from TJ Max and Shoppers?

Person 1: OKAY!
by Special Kavorkian April 27, 2009
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If you're not rich, you are trash along the side of the road. You are only cool if you go to Sherwood High School. Everyone has a BMW, Mercedes Benz, or a Porsche. Every girl is way hot too, and they really know how to work it.
Guy 1:Let's go drive in your BMW to the Starbucks next to Blockbuster in Olney.
Guy 2:Okay, lets pick up some hot chicks too
by OlneyKid January 9, 2005
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A town with as many amenities as Howard County excluding Columbia.
by Balder March 9, 2005
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A bad area in North Philly. Goes from Rising Sun n The Blvd to 5th n Godfrey. Known for drugs, gangs, Asians, Papis, n niggas.
That bul just shot down Olney
by Bonita215 January 22, 2019
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A real small town in the heart of Maryland. everyone knows everybody and there are no real secrets. The town revolves around one thing: Sherwood High School, so much so that in the middle of tiwn theres a board that always says go warriors. On a friday night youll find 80% of the town (the rest are 2 old to leave their retirement homes) at the football game where the crowd gets wild. Its a great place to live, unless your a foreigner, due to the high tension in the high school between the esol and normal students foreigners are often kicked out of the group and left to die on their own. Everyones got a lottle but of country in them in this town and everyone (eventhough some deny it) loves Olney
Billy: "what are you doin friday night?"
Jim: "Goin to watch the Warrior Football team take on another W, what else would you do in Olney?"
by applesnbutter June 5, 2015
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A place in the middle of nowhere in Maryland. sorry guys^ but no it is not a rich place. yes people may hav big houses and nice cars, but that is only becuz the cost of living is so cheap that even a truck driver can afford a nice house. the people arent rednecks, but are not affluent. if you drive a bmw and live in a masion that duznt mean your rich. if you drive a bmw and live in a mansion NEAR A CITY, yes u r rich. olney is a place where people live in there own little world and have there own views of rich and poor and usually stay in olney throughout their lives
i used to live in olney and had no clue how much of a piece of shit middle of nowhere town it was, until i moved and saw what rich is (nice suburbs of DC-potomac/bethesda) , and what poor is (driving to basketball games in pg county)
by sfsofdjio June 4, 2006
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batty man who bums garbage men
wannabie brown dude
who thinks hes the hardest in the world

and has no penis
"hello im thomas olney im gay"
by James Thomas February 17, 2005
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