When your riding in a car, fart, raise your ass up a couple inche's from the seat so you can acceess your fart and suck it up in your mouth. Quickly face the driver and blow the fart in to their face.
I gave Laura old man's breath and she couldn'tbelieve what I have done. I celebrated because it did work. WOOHOO
by xkfalling October 2, 2010