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Old Love 

n. Australian colloquialism. A replacement term for a person's name (female) within a sentence. Usage stems from the idea that a person need not be named during a statement or anecdote, but that her identity can be deduced by the context of the message.

Sometimes the identity of old love may not be discernable from the message's context. Quite often in such instances the identity is immaterial to the underlying message.
Person one: "I had sex with old love. Again."

Person two: "You have to stop fucking her, seriously."

or

Person one: "Old love dropped by and we watched the cricket for a bit."

Person two: "McGrath had a shocker, hey...."
Old Love by fizziecal May 29, 2012

licking old lollipops 

An ancient description term used to define "lol" - this last now an overly used expression that simply means nothing.
Dude1: "Man I just got fired..."
Dude2: "lol"
Dude1: "Why in the hell are you licking old lollipops" ?

the six year old look 

Shaved pubic hair. Mary seems to think that men don't like it and it looks like a six year old girl's pussy.
Mary is an idiot, she thinks "the Six year old look" is gross, but the jungle she's got down there is waaay nastier. SO bad when you fuck her "Welcome to the jungle" Starts to blare.
the six year old look by Sidenote October 9, 2006
While the term "old log" might function as a colloquial or informal expression, its recognition and standardization in English are not widespread. However, within certain communities or subcultures, this term can be employed to denote an elderly man.
"Every morning, the folks at the park gather around the old log to listen to his captivating stories from a bygone era."
old log by Davellin August 28, 2023

The old lobster claw 

When your shrimp doesn’t cut it, so you give her the old lobster claw 4 in the puss one in the ass.
Yeah man my new girl hates shrimp.

Well good thing you can still give her the old lobster claw
The old lobster claw by StonedAF October 13, 2023

old hay loft 

This is where one individual takes another individual to an old abandoned barn, instructs the target to lay in a specific spot, climbs into the loft, and proceeds to release their fecal matter from their body down onto their friend.
My friend "Damian" offered me an old hay loft.
I couldn't refuse.
It was wonderful for my skin.
old hay loft by gavinity July 31, 2008