n. Australiancolloquialism. A replacement term for a person's name (female) within a sentence. Usage stems from the idea that a person need not be named during a statement or anecdote, but that her identity can be deduced by the context of the message.
Sometimes the identity of old love may not be discernable from the message's context. Quite often in such instances the identity is immaterial to the underlying message.
Shaved pubic hair. Mary seems to think that men don't like it and it looks like a six year old girl's pussy.
Mary is an idiot, she thinks "the Six year old look" is gross, but the jungle she's got down there is waaay nastier. SO bad when you fuck her "Welcome to the jungle" Starts to blare.
While the term "old log" might function as a colloquial or informal expression, its recognition and standardization in English are not widespread. However, within certain communities or subcultures, this term can be employed to denote an elderly man.
"Every morning, the folks at the park gather around the old log to listen to his captivating stories from a bygone era."
This is where one individual takes another individual to an old abandoned barn, instructs the target to lay in a specific spot, climbs into the loft, and proceeds to release their fecal matter from their body down onto their friend.