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Old "Hound"

A very sexual old man that resembles a hound at first glance so you try to pet him then he gets horny
"Hey it's an Old "Hound" AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! HELP HE'S TRYING TO LICK ME!!!"
by Jmcburgerface June 10, 2019
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The longest ever metaphor for masturbation.

As seen in the upcoming film, the Dark Show
Rob: Why is there vaseline in your glove box?
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.
by theDarkShow October 23, 2010
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