Oklahoma Octopus
1. A legendary cryptid said to be lurking in the man-made lakes of Oklahoma. It hunts and kills swimmers.
2. Four people, eight limbs, lots of slime and suction. Typically happens after a late night at a redneck bar. Can be either gay or straight interaction. Cowboy hats are optional.
2. Four people, eight limbs, lots of slime and suction. Typically happens after a late night at a redneck bar. Can be either gay or straight interaction. Cowboy hats are optional.
They made an oklahoma octopus after they left the bar last night. Those cowboy hats got squirted with something other than ink last night.
Oklahoma Octopus by PastaPro September 27, 2018
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