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Offmessage 

Adjective: To miss an easy shot when the odds are in your favour, or to make critical hits when the battle is already won.

Noun: One who misses easy shots, but makes unnecessary criticals.
"Missed an 80% chance to hit - that's such an offmessage shot"

"Oh, NOW I get a critical! Thanks Offmessage!"
Offmessage by Tegularius August 31, 2017
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Off Message 

A statement, action, or image that conflicts with the curated public persona an individual or an organization attempts to project.
The vegan went off message when he devoured a bacon wrapped filet mignon at the steakhouse.
Off Message by carpenoctem15 September 23, 2018

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
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Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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