Oven Mitts

Nickname of Kelly Gray, former Myth/Queensryche guitar player, producer, and current guitar player for Geoff Tate. The term was coined initially to describe the absolutely wretched, bumbling style of Kelly's guitar playing and has since become a moniker. Also referred to simply as "Mitts" for short.

"Kelly Gray plays guitar like he's wearing a pair of oven mitts."

by Spuds McVest June 22, 2013

Oven Mitts

A nickname for a player of any sport that just can't catch the ball, no matter what. No matter how easy it looks, they still can't catch it.

Oh, how'd he miss the ball?

Ah it happens all the time, we call him 'Oven Mitts'

by ahhhh2342 February 21, 2019

Mitts In My Oven

To have raunchy intercourse on an impersonal basis.

Ex1: I want him to put his mitts in my oven.
Ex2: Boy, I sure wish I could put my mitts in her oven.

Ex1: I want him to put his mitts in my oven.
Ex2: Boy, I sure wish I could put my mitts in her oven.

by Mr. Big Dick's Hot Whip April 7, 2011

you’ve got nits in your oven mits

a phrase used when someone has a lot of lice so they flood into their kitchen, and into their oven mits

Oh, Flipping Flowers On Fidgetspinners

‘ you’ve got nits in your oven mits ’.

by i AM the silly August 10, 2023

oven mits

when shit is so hot, plumbers unclog your toilet wearing oven mits; a high level of coolness, radness

Peep diss new Brian (Austin) Green rap CD yo, shit's oven mits fo sho

by Scooter McFadden April 20, 2004

Ovenmitt

Apon breaking one's hand, A doctor may place a cast, or a so called oven mitt one the person's hand to keep it in a state to not be hurt.

Mike got a new nickname when he broke his hand, it was ovenmitt!

by Snoracer2001 November 22, 2005