OMGROFLMAO: (Expression : Action : Description)
This Acronym, derived from OMG and ROFL simply adds to the expression by adopting MAO, otherwise known as, (My Ass Off.)
In effect, this expresses the writers in the following way.
Oh My God - Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off.
As you can see, this acronym saves a tremendous amount of time typing, and allows others to join in the fun faster than had the writed actually spelled this out.
Andrew (DarkEye): I like boys...
SciTech: OMGROFLMAO
Andrew (DarkEye): Oops, did I type that in the channel?
SciTech: Dumbass...
A fit of abbreviations that is often spewn from the keyboards of frothy, excitedsocial regects, as it cannot be aurally pronounced without vomiting everywhere.
Commenter 1: Dude, have you seen the news about the newhalogame?
Ohh My F***ing God I'm Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off And I Can't Stop It
When something is so hillarious that it's just not enoguh to "LOL" or "ROFL". You really lay down and can't stop laughing (mostly occurs when you're drunk or high on something)
- Did you see that?
- What?
- That guy just passed out in a pile of cowcrap, with his mouth wide open!
- "OMFGIROFLMAOAICSI"! HHAHAHA
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."