OMGROFLMAO: (Expression : Action : Description)
This Acronym, derived from OMG and ROFL simply adds to the expression by adopting MAO, otherwise known as, (My Ass Off.)
In effect, this expresses the writers in the following way.
Oh My God - Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off.
As you can see, this acronym saves a tremendous amount of time typing, and allows others to join in the fun faster than had the writed actually spelled this out.
Andrew (DarkEye): I like boys...
SciTech: OMGROFLMAO
Andrew (DarkEye): Oops, did I type that in the channel?
SciTech: Dumbass...
A fit of abbreviations that is often spewn from the keyboards of frothy, excited social regects, as it cannot be aurally pronounced without vomiting everywhere.
Commenter 1: Dude, have you seen the news about the new halo game?
Ohh My F***ing God I'm Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off And I Can't Stop It
When something is so hillarious that it's just not enoguh to "LOL" or "ROFL". You really lay down and can't stop laughing (mostly occurs when you're drunk or high on something)
- Did you see that?
- What?
- That guy just passed out in a pile of cowcrap, with his mouth wide open!
- "OMFGIROFLMAOAICSI"! HHAHAHA
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.