office chair

The office chair is the act of putting a female on an office chair which rotates 360 degrees so she can give a group of males surrounding her oral sex

my friends and I met some drunk ass bitch and we put her in the office chair

by Chris(# 1 Stunna) September 2, 2007

office chair ballet

A turning dance performed with the aid of office chairs. May be synchronized with people you work with that you like.

In office chair ballet I can do eleven pirouettes!

by Bottom Ford August 25, 2010

The Office Chair

When someone with a penis lies on their back, and a 2nd party takes a seat on said penis (Lube req'd). Once seated, one places both hands on the bottom person's chest and throws their momentum in one direction, resulting in the top person engaging in a thrilling spin, much like in an office chair.

We had no lubricant, so when my boyfriend and I attempted the office chair, we did not even spin 180 degrees.

by L Twice August 16, 2011

Chair support officer

A co-worker who never seems to do any work. Often found sitting in a chair drinking coffee when everyone else is working hard.

Is he ever going to do any actual work? No. He’s the chair support officer.

by Jojnny5 May 6, 2020

officechairitus

Pronounced: office-chair-itus. This is when your legs have an itchy feeling, as if you want to go and do something, instead of sitting there working.

Bob says: "I'm really bored in this office, I want to go do something".
Fred says: "Aaa, that's officechairitus".

by Jake Farr December 22, 2006

officechair ass

Someone who has an extremely flat ass, Often obtained through sitting too much.

Look at the officechair ass on that guy/girl!

I told Tina I loved her officechair ass.

by Pal-ole-Buddy December 5, 2021