Off your dick

Crazy, extremely funny or eccentric. Someone showing extreme personality, quirkiness or slight retardation

Two friends are walking on the beach, they both walk past a monstrosity of a woman, her folds are beginning to rash and swelter in the heat, and her face is similar to a bull dog chewing on a wasp. One friend says to the other
"Bro, I haven't been laid in so long, I'd prob hit that"
The other friend turns to his counterpart, reels back slightly as he takes in what he has just heard says

"Farrrrrrk, your off your dick, that thing was like Jabba the Hut having a greasy pizza party in a sauna, Yuk"

Off your dick by KroneTittle August 20, 2014

get your hand off your dick 

Stop wasting your time. Usually told to someone who takes too long to do something for you.

Barry, get your hand off your dick and pass the goddamn salt.

get your hand off your dick by mac-attk October 15, 2009

Cut off your dick December

If you nut 10 times during december, you have to cut it off!

Example:

''Yo dude! Have you nutted more than 10 times this december?''
''Yeah, why?''
''Bro, you do know its ''Cut off your dick December right? YOU HAVE TO CUT OFF YOUR DICK NOW!''

Cut off your dick December by Chingchanu November 10, 2021

Rolling off your dick 

Variations: "Rolled my dick off"

The act of retracting your dick while having sex and putting the foreskin on her entrance first. Afterwards thrusting forwards to let your dick roll off into the vagina.

Example use of "Rolling off your dick":

Person A: We didn't have sex man, she was very tense down there.
Person B: Damn dude, rest-in-pepperonies, didn't you roll of your dick into her?
Person A: Nah man, i'm circumsized.

Rolling off your dick by M33S February 13, 2023

get off your own dick 

it usally arrises in a situation, when a person belives they are so good at something e.g. football, games etc and they are basiclly up theirselves but only during the event.

(living room of a friends house after a night out)
steve: oh thats great play from that lad
troy: get off your own dick
nat/luke/chris/neil: hahahahaha
steve: now thats a good one

get off your own dick by Luke Harris August 18, 2006

Jerk off your bf dick 

Just give you bf a Jerk off for a while On Dec 15-20 in the class room or in the bathroom does not matter to me

Let me jerk off your bf dick

Jerk off your bf dick by dick booyyyy December 15, 2021

get your dick off my back 

When a man is getting all up in your grill either phisicly or otherwise.

Hey John where is that quarterly report?

Shut up Bill GET YOUR DICK OFF MY BACK!

get your dick off my back by targonot May 15, 2015