Obsessive Compulsive Bitching Disorder: An emotional control or loss of control that results in continuous verbal complaining, shouting, insulting & most often swearing. Always caused by knowing or believing things are not the way they should be, or believed to be. OCBD has a 12 step process. . . starts with 2 steps back, then a strong 10 step forward verbal Charge!

comment: " Why does that person rant and rave about everything?"
reply: "Oh! You didn't here? They have been self diagnosed to have OCBD! I have that fucking thing too! I also hate those cotton collared shirts with the buttons on them. who needs buttons. all you need is too make the shirt more stretchy and you wont need those ef'n buttons. the damn things just fall of anyway. and when they do, you can never find a bloody same button to replace it. Then you have to get someone to sew it back on for you , because I don't know how and then there is. . . . !"

OCBD by enO taerG June 15, 2016

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OCBD

Obsessive Compulsive Braking Disorder. A disorder where the inflicted person continually, and for no apparent reason, steps and/or slams on the brakes of his/her vehicle. This disorder is inherent in the old, foreign and female sex.

Man 1: "What the fuck? This person keeps braking and there's nobody in front of him for miles!"

Man 2: "Yeah, he must have OCBD."

OCBD by Fearoftheson June 29, 2009

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026