Alexander O'Neal is an R&B singer who had a string of top 10 hits in the second half of the 1980s in the US, UK and also in Ireland. He was born in 1953 in Natchez, Mississippi but moved to Minneapolis when he was 20. He is best known for his 1987 hit "Criticize" which climbed to number 4 both in the UK Singles Chart and the Hot R&B/Hip-Hop Songs chart. His songs are produced by the successful R&B producers Jimmy Jam & Terry Lewis.
Drafted by the PortlandTrailblazers in the 1996 NBA draft where he stagnated for four years until being traded to the Indiana Pacers. It is in Indiana where he preformed his life duty, SMASHING THE FACE OF SOME FAT MEXICAN GNOME
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