by Hampton May 17, 2003
A bird found throughout the world with more than 15 species. Thes birds are small with the smallest being 3.9 inches long (Pygmy). and the largest being 7.7 inches long (Giant) that is endangered.
The nuthatch is my favorite bird!
by UDfan1234567890 February 9, 2019
A nasty female, especially one with a loud shit talking mouth, that will pretty much fuck anything. A nuthatch probably won't care what you do to her because there's a good chance she's on something. Nuthatches like to hang out in trailer parks, bars, strip clubs, walmart, and the liquor store. They can usually be found with some dillhole or another and/or in jail.
Look over there at that nasty nuthatch bitch looking at my man...good luck I can smell her rotten cooter from here!
by SaiyanPrincess January 21, 2015
by jelliott123 July 29, 2010
Something you say to a guy with their flys down.
Amusing to time how long it takes them to work out what you're talking about. Perhaps you could keep score in a blank notebook.
Also good for people who like birdwatching as it links into the 'nuthatch' as a species.
Amusing to time how long it takes them to work out what you're talking about. Perhaps you could keep score in a blank notebook.
Also good for people who like birdwatching as it links into the 'nuthatch' as a species.
Me : 'Your nuthatch is open by the way'
Him : 'What?'
*Looks around for birds of the nuthatch variety.. eventually lands on open flys. *
*Continues to look confused*
*Carries on being confused*
Me : 'Your flys are undone you fool!'
Him : 'What?'
*Looks around for birds of the nuthatch variety.. eventually lands on open flys. *
*Continues to look confused*
*Carries on being confused*
Me : 'Your flys are undone you fool!'
by rosie2310 April 14, 2009