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Nut shot 

Dumb **** 7th graders that think its funny to make gangs to hit people in the nuts;proper use: after punching nuts say Nut Shot
Kid#1:Nut Shot!!!!
Jack:Oh ****
Kid#1**** Yah
Jack:(squirming gonig saving private ryan)My balls....My balls
Nut shot by never caught May 6, 2009

Nut Shot 

When you take the extra skin on your testicles and form it into a cup then add alcohol and make a person (preferably a girl) take the shot.
Guy: Hey! take the nut shot

Girl: Okay!
Nut Shot by beargryils February 27, 2011

Nut-Shot Hernia Repair 

A method of repairing an inguinal hernia in which the surgeon kicks the patient in the junk with such force and skill that the hernia is permanently repaired. The repair does not require anesthesia but the patient is generally in a coma for 6 to 8 months after the procedure. Also, for family planning sake, the patient is encouraged to save some "specimen" if they want and/or need to procreate.
The "Nut-Shot Hernia Repair" will be the ideal method of repairing this trauma patient's hernia.

Should we let him deposit a semen sample before the repair?

No, he's a trauma patient.

Mexican Nut Shot 

When a male forms his scrotum into shape of a bowl to create a shot glass. He then pours tequila into the bowl portion, lines the rim with salt, and squirts a layer of lime juice on his penis. Then someone licks the salt, takes the shot, and laps up the lime juice.
When John quaffed the Mexican Nut Shot from Eric he accidentally swallowed the worm...

Double Nut Shot 

I double nut shotted on Janis and Janet

Projectile Nut Shot 

It's when you have a direct hit as when a blunt object is aimed for your soft bits.
What the hell was that? Fred Durst on the receiving end of a citrus fruit projectile nut shot.